Shaniqua has developed a disgusting obsession with people food. You can't eat a piece of toast without her shamelessly climbing in your lap, daintily sniffing and (if you don't stop her) taking a lick. But what was once an obnoxious habit is now fodder for my pathetic sense of amusement: I'm feeding her peas. Peas by the spoonful. Ahahaha. SHE thinks she's getting away with something glorious. I'm cackling as the she gobbles the most shrivelled, overcooked vegetables I can pick out.
In other news: nothing. That's all that's happened this week. I thought with unlimited free time I'd eventually get productive, but as it turns out, wasting time never gets boring. Ever! I couldn't tell you what I've done since classes ended, but it probably involves a lot of sleeping.
So. In the two days left before I leave town, I will vacuum, dust, sweep, clean the bathroom, put away laundry, fix my bike, score neuropsych tests, enter data, come up with a manuscript topic, come up with a coding scheme for paragraphs, finish my lit review, start my fellowship application, and cut my toenails. Yep. Right after I watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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