so much for sleeping tonight.

Dear Florida, I hate you. During the mild winter months we were at such perfect peace, I really thought it was going to work out. But today you GAVE ME THIS:



AHHHHHHHHHH!! What is wrong with you Florida!?!?!? Did you want me to vomit up ALL MY INTERNAL ORGANS?? BECAUSE I ALMOST DID! I reach behind the chair for a dropped pen and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME??! My hands are still shaking from the shock. I don't know how I held the vacuum cleaner steady. You asshole state. I'm going to need horse tranquilizers to sleep tonight.